i love dan savage (syndicated sex advice collumnist for the onion among others) but i especially love him when he gets all hoity-toity homo-er that thou.
"At the last meeting of the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, the Subcommittee For Lesbian Grievances made a successful proposal: Straight women trolling for women who might be willing to fulfill their boyfriends' and husbands' girl-girl-guy three-way fantasies are now welcome in lesbian clubs—provided you clearly identify yourselves to the bartenders upon your arrival. So while you're in San Francisco, RTT, walk up to the bartender at any of the city's lesbian bars and say, "Hi, I'm here to find a third for me and my boyfriend." The bartender will introduce you to all the other straight women in the bar looking for pro-man lesbians."
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