Fake parking tickets are being left under the wipers of SUVs across the country, raising both drivers' blood pressure and consciousness. In Brooklyn, the NYPD, a.k.a. the New York Pranks Division, is citing drivers for violations such as "Increasing U.S. reliance on foreign oil," "Contributing to childhood asthma," "Holing self up in two-ton metal fortress," and "Compensating for lack of manhood." The penalties range from a slap on the wrist -- "SUV must be used for carpools only" -- to the draconian "Blow yourself up (please)."
http://stayfreemagazine.org/suv/
Posted by flambingo at February 11, 2003 11:44 AMLike this idea, I once put a yellow post it (about the same size shape and colour as a parking ticket) behind a friend's windscreen wiper, when he was parked on a double yellow. Just signed it inside, he thought it was hugely funny....
Posted by: Gavin on February 19, 2003 05:12 PM